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For the things we have to learn before we can do them, we learn by doing them.
Author: Aristotle

For they are yet ear-kissing arguments.
Author: William Shakespeare

For to be free is not merely to cast off one's chains, but to live in a way that respects and enhances the freedom of others.
Author: Nelson Mandela

For visions come not to polluted eyes.
Author: Mary Howitt

For wheresoever the carcass is, there will the eagles be gathered together.
Author: Bible

Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls? She told them that a well brought girl never crumbles her bread or rolls in her soup.
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Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
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Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.
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What's the fastest cake in the world? Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.
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What musical instrument goes with cheese? Picklelo.
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