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If you look back, you'll soon be going that way.
Author: American Proverb

True luck consists not in holding the best of the cards at the table; luckiest is he who knows just when to rise and go home.
Author: John Hay

The rich are the scum of the earth in every country.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly, and they will show themselves great.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've yet to be on a campus where most women weren't worrying about some aspect of combining marriage, children, and a career. I've yet to find one where many men were worrying about the same thing.
Author: Gloria Steinem

Golfer: "Caddy, do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Oh yes, sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used to."
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Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?" Caddy: "Eventually."
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Which England player keeps up the fuel supply ? Paul gas coin !
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Where do footballers dance ? At a football !
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What is a goal keepers favourite snack ? Beans on post !
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