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The jungle is dark but full of diamonds...
Author: Arthur Miller

The key to every man is his thought. Sturdy and defying though he look, he has a helm which he obeys, which is the idea after which all his facts are classified. He can only be reformed by showing him a new idea which commands his own.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The king's might is greater than human, and his arm is very long.
Author: Herodotus

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still.
Author: Roscoe Pound

The leaves fall, the wind blows, and the farm country slowly changes from the summer cottons into its winter wools.
Author: Henry Beston

If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ? The one in the sugar bowl !
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What is a mosquito's favourite sport ? Skin-diving !
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Why are mosquitos religious ? They prey on you !
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How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ? Because rolling stones gather no moths !
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What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ? A centipede with a wooden leg !
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