Best Cell Phones

To know oneself is to study oneself in action with another person.
Author: Bruce Lee

To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

To live without killing is a thought which could electrify the world, if men were only capable of staying awake long enough to let the idea soak in.
Author: Henry Miller

No Christian and, indeed, no historian could accept the epigram which defines religion as 'what a man does with his solitude.'
Author: C. S. Lewis

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.
Author: Janeane Garofalo

Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce ! Pupil : Let us out of school early !
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Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ? Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks !
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Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !
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Are you in the top half of your class ? No, I'm one of the students who make the top half possible !
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Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ? Pupil: Stop taking baths ?
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