Best quotes to send by SMS

Not going home is already like death.
Author: E. Catherine Tobler
The love of learning, the sequestered nooks,
And all the sweet serenity of books.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
In order to improve the mind, we ought less to learn, than to contemplate.
Author: Rene Descartes
If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.
Author: Jimmy Buffett
The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.
Author: Mark Twain
The best jokes to send by SMS

How do fireflies start
a race?
Ready,
steady, glow!
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What insect lives on nothing?
A moth,
because it eats holes.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Why are mosquitoes annoying?
Because they
get under your skin.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he
stepped on an ant?
A: "Dead ant, Dead Ant ... Dead ant, Dead Ant ..
Dead Ant"
(to the tune of Pink Panther theme).
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
How does the vicar explore the
Internet?
With the church mouse.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes