Best quotes to send by SMS
E. Catherine Tobler Not going home is already like death.
Author: E. Catherine Tobler

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow The love of learning, the sequestered nooks, And all the sweet serenity of books.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Rene Descartes In order to improve the mind, we ought less to learn, than to contemplate.
Author: Rene Descartes

Jimmy Buffett If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.
Author: Jimmy Buffett

Mark Twain The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.
Author: Mark Twain

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes How do fireflies start a race? Ready, steady, glow!
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Insect jokes What insect lives on nothing? A moth, because it eats holes.
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Insect jokes Why are mosquitoes annoying? Because they get under your skin.
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Insect jokes Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? A: "Dead ant, Dead Ant ... Dead ant, Dead Ant .. Dead Ant" (to the tune of Pink Panther theme).
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Internet jokes How does the vicar explore the Internet? With the church mouse.
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