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There is no other way of guarding oneself against flattery than by letting men understand that they will not offend you by speaking the truth; but when everyone can tell you the truth, you lose their respect.
Author: Niccolo Machiavelli

There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
Author: Alice Thomas Ellis

There is no security on this earth, there is only opportunity.
Author: General Douglas MacArthur

So many of our dreams at first seem impossible, then they seem improbable, and then, when we summon the will, they soon become inevitable.
Author: Christopher Reeve

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.
Author: Garrison Keillor

"Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?" asked Rupert. "Okay," replied his father, "but don't stand too close."
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"Dad, why do you write so slow?" asked Dennis. "I have to," replied his father. "I'm a slow reader."
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At dinner, Seth said to his father, "Dad, I got into trouble at school today and it's all your fault." "How's that?" asked the master of the house. "Remember I asked you how much $500,000 was?" "Yeah, I remember." "Well, 'a helluva lot' ain't the right answer."
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"Dad," said Rickey, "what is electricity?" "Uh," replied his father, "I don't really know too much about electricity." A few minutes later the boy said, "How does gas make the engine go?" "Son, I'm afraid I don't know much about motors." "Dad," said the boy, "what is anthropology?" "Anthropology?" The father frowned. "I really don't know." "Gee, Dad, I guess I'm making a nuisance of myself." "Not at all, son. If you don't ask questions, you'll never learn anything."
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Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father ? They called him Dad !
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