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Ideals are like stars: you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the ocean desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and following them, you reach your destiny.
Author: Carl Schurz

Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons.
Author: R. Buckminster Fuller

The great and invigorating influences in American life have been the unorthodox: the people who challenge an existing institution or way of life, or say and do things that make people think.
Author: William O. Douglas

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Author: Rita Rudner

The great secret of power is never to will to do more than you can accomplish.
Author: Henrik Ibsen

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?
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Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong? Because the rest are weekdays.
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Question: What goes up and never comes down? Answer: Up
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Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation? To Palm Beach.
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