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My object all sublime I shall achieve in time...
Author: W. S. Gilbert

The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

The moment we choose to love we begin to move towards freedom...
Author: Bell Hooks

The more I give myself permission to live in the moment and enjoy it without feeling guilty or judgmental about any other time, the better I feel about the quality of my work.
Author: Wayne Dyer

The more original a discovery, the more obvious it seems afterwards.
Author: Arthur Koestler

Have you seen www.blottingpaper.com? Yes, I found it very absorbing.
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Have you seen www.stickytape.com? Yes, I can't tear myself away.
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What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer? A sore finger.
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How do you make rude noises on the Internet? With a whoop e-cushion.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet? I don't know, but it's e-nourmous.
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