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The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.
Author: C. S. Lewis

The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.
Author: Herb Caen

The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.
Author: Franklin P. Jones

It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
Author: Robert Benchley

The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory.
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Men are like shag carpets. Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.
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Men are like old car tires. Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.
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Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor? Answer: None, it's a women's job.
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Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close. While they were dating he met another woman named Clearly and wanted to start dating her but felt that he should be faithful to Lorraine. So he continued to date Lorraine. One day Brian took Lorraine on a walk in the woods by the river. As they were walking near the river Lorraine fell in and was washed away. Brian softly sang, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine has gone..."
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