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If you were in a burning house and there was a cat and a Rembrandt, what would you save? The cat...you would save the cat, because the cat is alive. The art is dead. It's just paint on a canvas, ink on a page. To live for art is to deny life. It's just to
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.
Author: Groucho Marx

There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.
Author: Oscar Wilde

There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.
Author: Mark Twain

What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ? Three blind mice !
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What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !
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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes