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Slow and steady wins the race, then wastes no time grinding salt-caked glass in your open wounds.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

To be a book-collector is to combine the worst characteristics of a dope fiend with those of a miser.
Author: Robertson Davies

The most important thing in life is to see to it that you are never beaten.
Author: Andre Malraux

To be feared is to fear: no one has been able to strike terror into others and at the same time enjoy peace of mind.
Author: Seneca

If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, though poppies grow In Flanders fields.
Author: John McCrae

At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest? Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips!
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

Is your food spicy Sir ? No, smoke always comes out of my ears !
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:('Lunch is on me!')
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying? His lips are moving.
This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes

The couple was standing staring at one of the more expensive models in the auto showroom. A salesman sensing their debate over the price moved in and said, "This model is priced just over the car which is priced a few dollars above the car which costs no more than some models of the lowest priced cars."
This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes