Best quotes to send by SMS
Ralph Waldo Emerson Our knowledge is the amassed thought and experience of innumerable minds.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hugh Macleod The creative person basically has two kinds of jobs: One is the sexy, creative kind. Second is the kind that pays the bills. Sometimes the task in hand covers both bases, but not often. This tense duality will always play center stage. It will never be tr
Author: Hugh Macleod

Chinese Proverb If you bow at all, bow low.
Author: Chinese Proverb

Hesiod The dawn speeds a man on his journey, and speeds him too in his work.
Author: Hesiod

Tiberius In a free state there should be freedom of speech and thought.
Author: Tiberius

The best jokes to send by SMS
History jokes I'm learning ancient history ? So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times !
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History jokes How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ? With their eyes shut !
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History jokes How did you do in your tests ? I did what George Washington did ! What was that ? Went down in history !
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History jokes What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ? The registration of the car that ran him over !
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Heaven and hell jokes Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions aren't ready yet. Until they are, I can send you back to Earth as whatever you want to be." "Great!" said the first guy, "I want to be an eagle soaring above beautiful scenery!" "No problem," replied St. Peter, and POOF! The guy was gone. "And what do you want to be," St. Peter asked the other guy. "I'd like to be one cool stud!" was the reply. "Easy," replied St. Peter, and the other guy was gone. After a few months, their mansions were finished, and St. Peter sent an angel to fetch them back. "You'll find them easily," he says, "One of them is soaring above the Grand Canyon, and the other one is on a snow tire somewhere in Detroit!"
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