
Our knowledge is the amassed thought and experience of innumerable minds.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
The creative person basically has two kinds of jobs: One is the sexy, creative kind. Second is the kind that pays the bills. Sometimes the task in hand covers both bases, but not often. This tense duality will always play center stage. It will never be tr
Author: Hugh Macleod
If you bow at all, bow low.
Author: Chinese Proverb
The dawn speeds a man on his journey, and speeds him too in his work.
Author: Hesiod
In a free state there should be freedom of speech and thought.
Author: Tiberius

I'm learning ancient history ?
So am I,
lets go for a walk and talk over old times !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes
How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships
?
With their eyes shut !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes
How did you do in
your tests ?
I did
what George Washington did !
What was that ?
Went down in history
!
This is the joke from a category: History jokes
What does the 1286BC incribed on
the
mummy's tomb indicate ?
The registration of the car that ran him over
!
This is the joke from a category: History jokes
Two men died and went to Heaven. St.
Peter greeted them, and said "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but your
mansions
aren't ready yet. Until they are, I can send you back to Earth
as
whatever you want to be."
"Great!" said the first guy,
"I want to be an eagle soaring above
beautiful scenery!"
"No
problem," replied St. Peter, and POOF! The guy was gone. "And
what
do you want to be," St. Peter asked the other guy.
"I'd like
to be one cool stud!" was the reply.
"Easy," replied St. Peter,
and the other guy was gone.
After a few months, their mansions
were finished, and St. Peter sent an
angel to fetch them back.
"You'll find them easily," he says, "One
of them is soaring above the
Grand Canyon, and the other one is on a
snow tire somewhere in
Detroit!"
This is the joke from a category: Heaven and hell jokes