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The state is nothing but an instrument of oppression of one class by another--no less so in a democratic republic than in a monarchy.
Author: Friedrich Engels

The name of peace is sweet, and the thing itself is beneficial, but there is a great difference between peace and servitude. Peace is freedom in tranquillity, servitude is the worst of all evils, to be resisted not only by war, but even by death.
Author: Cicero

The superior man cannot be known in little matters, but he may be entrusted with great concerns. The small man may not be entrusted with great concerns, but he may be known in little matters.
Author: Confucius

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
Author: Robert Heinlein

In the right light, at the right time, everything is extraordinary.
Author: Wendy Magruder

John: "I'm a man of few words." Bill: "I'm married, too."
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

"The thrill is gone from my marriage," Brian told his best friend Mike. "Why not add some intrigue to your life, and have an affair?" his friend suggested. "But what if my wife finds out?" "Heck, we are almost on the begining of the 21st centrury, Brian. Go ahead and tell her about it!" So Brian went home and said, "Dear, I think an affair will bring us closer together." "Forget it," said his wife. "I've tried that many times - it never worked."
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
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Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes

How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes