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I cannot believe that the inscrutable universe turns on an axis of suffering; surely the strange beauty of the world must somewhere rest on pure joy!
Author: Louise Bogan

Nevertheless the passions, whether violent or not, should never be so expressed as to reach the point of causing disgust; and music, even in situations of the greatest horror, should never be painful to the ear but should flatter and charm it, and thereby
Author: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The easiest thing of all is to deceive one's self; for what a man wishes he generally believes to be true.
Author: Demosthenes

The end always passes judgement on what has gone before.
Author: Publilius Syrus

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.
Author: Joseph Heller

Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in? They had to pay the jockey overtime!
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How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water? Jockey and Jill!
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What do you call a horse that plays the violin? Fiddler on the hoof!
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What do you give a sick horse? Cough stirrup.
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