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Everywhere I go I find a poet has been there before me.
Author: Sigmund Freud

Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like him as ourselves.
Author: Anne Rice

Evil when we are in its power is not felt as evil but as a necessity, or even a duty.
Author: Simone Weil

Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.
Author: Bible

Exile, for no other motive than ease, would be the last defeat, with no seed of future victory in it.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough. If it isn't, cut the barrel down a bit.
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Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? A: Somebody dropped a shekel.
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Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake? A: It did $100 million worth of improvements.
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Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick's looking particularly sad and Patrick asks him what the matter is. mick says, "well, I knew that my grandfather had died in the war, but I've just found out that he actually died in the auschwitz concentration camp." Patrick says, "that's terrible, did he go to the gas chamber?" and Mick replies, "no, he fell out of the machine gun tower."
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What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico? "Attention K-Mart shoppers..."
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