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Television is for appearing on - not for looking at.
Author: Noel Coward

Tell it not in Gath; publish it not in the streets of Ashkelon
Author: Bible

I'd rather get my brains blown out in the wild than wait in terror at the slaughterhouse.
Author: Craig Volk

Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.
Author: Charles Kuralt

No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.
Author: Sir Frederick G. Banting

Where do you go to meet the best fish? It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea? Skates!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What do dirty fish read? Prawno Magazines!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes

Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes