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The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
Author: Nicholas Butler

The only cure for grief is action.
Author: George Henry Lewes

I'm tired of people calling me a devil worshipper. It's kind of pointless you know. Because if the Devil did exist, he'd be worshipping me, because I'm more successful than he is.
Author: Marilyn Manson

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
Author: Mark Twain

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