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The biggest thing [Frida] brought into my life was this peacefulness. I still get passionate about things, but my passion is not so scattered and it's not needy. It's a lot more powerful because it comes with this groundedness and peacefulness. That it's
Author: Salma Hayek

The books that help you most are those which make you think that most. The hardest way of learning is that of easy reading; but a great book that comes from a great thinker is a ship of thought, deep freighted with truth and beauty.
Author: Theodore Parker

The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who like to be told how bad things are, who like to be told the worst.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

I cannot forgive my friends for dying; I do not find these vanishing acts of theirs at all amusing.
Author: Logan Pearsall Smith

The central struggle of parenthood is to let our hopes for our children outweigh our fears.
Author: Ellen Goodman

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
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Who turns the lights off at halloween ? The light's witch !
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Your so bald, I can see what your thinking.
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Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you for a green rabbit.
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What do you call an English teacher, five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald? Sir!
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