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The hatred you're carrying is a live coal in your heart - far more damaging to yourself than to them.
Author: Lawana Blackwell

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it!
Author: Jonathan Winters

The highest possible stage in moral culture is when we recognize that we ought to control our thoughts.
Author: Charles Darwin

Person to person, moment to moment, as we love, we change the world.
Author: Samahria Lyte Kaufman

The house does not rest upon the ground, but upon a woman.
Author: Mexican Proverb

Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to swim the English channel? Halfway across he decided he couldn't make it so he swam back.
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Did you hear about the Omaha mother who got tired of putting name tags on her son's shirts, so she had his name legally changed to "Machine Washable"?
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How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"? "5-5-2-2."
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Did you hear about the hillbilly who asked his friends to give him their burnt-out light bulbs. He wanted to start a dark room.
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Slim walked into his local post office and noticed a new sign on the wall: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA "Gosh!" he said, "If n only that job was in Texas, Ah'd take it!"
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