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The most beautiful as well as the most ugly inclinations of man are not part of a fixed biologically given human nature, but result from the social process which creates man.
Author: Erich Fromm

The most decisive actions of our life - I mean those that are most likely to decide the whole course of our future - are, more often than not, unconsidered.
Author: Andre Gide

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said.
Author: Peter Drucker

The most important work you and I will ever do will be within the walls of our own homes.
Author: Harold B. Lee

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little.
Author: Joe Martin

When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not pass through a red light' five hundred times."
This is the joke from a category: Judge jokes

At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge. The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge." The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician, charged with battery." The judge winced and said, "Bailiff! Put this man in a dry cell!"
This is the joke from a category: Judge jokes

Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers." The man thought for a moment. "What are peers?" he asked. "They're people just like you your equals." "Forget it," retorted the defendant. "I don't want to be tried by a bunch of thieves."
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If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didn't like Chinese food.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes