The man who has received a benefit ought always to remember it, but he who has granted it ought to forget the fact at once.
Author: Demosthenes

The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore.
Author: Samuel Butler

The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes about all people and all time.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

The mathematics is not there till we put it there.
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington

The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights.
Author: J. Paul Getty

A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife when he found her with a neighbor. Upon being asked why he shot her instead of her lover, he replied, "Ah, m'sieur, is it not better to shoot a woman once than a different man every week?"
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This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two years ago that I lost my dear wife and children. I'll never forget that game of cards...
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged from their room and walked into the hotel restaurant. After they were seated, the waiter came over to get their orders. The new husband looked at his bride and said, "You know what I really feel like honey ?" "Well sure," she blushed, "But we gotta eat sometime !"
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A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, "Does this fellow have any money ?" The daughter shook her head sadly. "Oh Daddy ! You men are all alike." sighing deeply, she replied, "That's exactly what he asked me about you."
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We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last week, it took four Howard County Policemen and a dog.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes