There is death in the pot.
Author: Bible

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice.
Author: George Eliot

The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.
Author: Don Marquis

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist.
Author: Sally Kempton

There is no greater joy nor greater reward than to make a fundamental difference in someone's life.
Author: Sister Mary Rose McGeady

A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy's mind, sat him and said: "God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white." To which the child responded, "Well, then is God Michael Jackson?"
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What language do the Vatican Police speak? Pig Latin!
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Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring. He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said 'N I L'. White-robed people were kneeling before the altar chanting hymns to The Great Nullity ,The Blessed Emptiness, and The Big Zero in the Sky. Morris turned to a white-robed observer beside him and wispered, .... ...... "Is Nothing Sacred?"
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Examiner: I think you know very little, if anything at all, about the Bible. Can you quote any passage? Student: 'Judas departed and went and hanged himself.' Examiner: Well, that's a surprise. Can you quote another? Student: 'Go thou and do likewise.'
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Who is the fastest runner in history. Adam - because he was the first in the human race.
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