There is no mistaking a real book when one meets it. It is like falling in love.
Author: Christopher Morley

There is no nonsense so errant that it cannot be made the creed of the vast majority by adequate governmental action.
Author: Bertrand Russell

There is no passion like that of a functionary for his function.
Author: Georges Clemenceau

There is no remedy for love but to love more.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

There is no shortage of good days. It is good lives that are hard to come by.
Author: Annie Dillard

Salesman: Roll up, roll up! Come to our mammoth sale. Mammoth bargains to be had in our mammoth sale. Customer: Forget it! No one round here's got room in their houses for a mammoth.
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Salesman: That suit looks nice. It fits like a bandage. Customer: Thanks. I bought it by accident.
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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day? Rugs and kisses!
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A realty salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water. "That customer's going to come back here pretty mad," he said to his boss. "Should I give him his money back?" "Money back?" roared the boss. "What kind of salesman are you? Get out there and sell him a houseboat."
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Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. So what's so great about that? It's snowing outside!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes