Never be entirely idle; but either be reading, or writing, or praying or meditating or endeavoring something for the public good.
Author: Thomas a Kempis

There is not less wit nor less invention in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that thought.
Author: Pierre Bayle

There is nothing like dream to create the future. Utopia to-day, flesh and blood tomorrow.
Author: Victor Hugo

I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible you may be mistaken.
Author: Oliver Cromwell

There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.
Author: Peter Drucker

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher? He couldn't control his pupils!
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Teacher, I can't solve this problem. Any five year old should be able to solve this one. No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten!
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Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!
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What do history teachers make when they want to get together? Dates!
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Mother: How was your first day at school? Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes