There is no such thing as luck. It's a fancy name for being always at our duty, and so sure to be ready when good time comes.
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton

The unleashed power of the atom has changed everything save our modes of thinking and we thus drift toward unparalleled catastrophe.
Author: Albert Einstein

There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
Author: William Shakespeare

In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Author: George Orwell

Seeing a murder on television... can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
Author: Alfred Hitchcock

An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing
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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because his class was so bright!
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Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you? Pupil: How did you know? Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither"!
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Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age? Pupil: The sausage!
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Father: What did the teacher think of your idea? Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really?, what did she say? Son: Baa!
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