There is no law of progress. Our future is in our own hands, to make or to mar. It will be an uphill fight to the end, and would we have it otherwise? Let no one suppose that evolution will ever exempt us from struggles. 'You forget,' said the Devil, with
Author: William Ralph Inge

There is no moral precept that does not have something inconvenient about it.
Author: Denis Diderot

There is no observation more frequently made by such as employ themselves in surveying the conduct of mankind, than that marriage, though the dictate of nature, and the institution of Providence, is yet very often the cause of misery, and that those who e
Author: Samuel Johnson

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
Author: Mary Wilson Little

There is no right to strike against the public safety by anybody, anywhere, any time.
Author: Calvin Coolidge

An insurance salesman was getting nowhere in his efforts to sell a policy to a farmer. "Look at it this way sir." he said finally. "How would your wife carry on if you should die ?" "Well..." drawled the weather-beaten man, "I don't reckon that'd be any concern of mine -- long as she behaves herself while I'm alive."
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"No, no, no!" said the enraged businessman to the persistent salesman. "I cannot see you today!" "That's fine," said the salesman, "I'm selling spectacles."
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Policeman: Why didn't you check your speedometer? Driver: It broke when I hit 100.
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Ned: What does your Dad sell ? Ed: Salt. Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too. Ed: Shake.
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What salesman has the slickest line? A hair grease salesman.
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