There is no joy in a life that is all information. There is no 'juice' to that kind of life. No sweetness, no color. Like trading a beautiful golden-ripe orange for a stalk of whithered broccoli.
Author: Tish Grier

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

There is no new thing under the sun.
Author: Bible

There is no other way of guarding oneself against flattery than by letting men understand that they will not offend you by speaking the truth; but when everyone can tell you the truth, you lose their respect.
Author: Niccolo Machiavelli

There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
Author: Alice Thomas Ellis

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying? His lips are moving.
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The couple was standing staring at one of the more expensive models in the auto showroom. A salesman sensing their debate over the price moved in and said, "This model is priced just over the car which is priced a few dollars above the car which costs no more than some models of the lowest priced cars."
This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes

Patient: Doctor, you have to help me stop talking to myself. Doctor: Why is that? Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.
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An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry customer who had discovered that the lot he had bought was under water. "What kind of salesman are you?" the boss scolded. "Get out there and sell him a boat."
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Customer: You said these pants were pure wool, but the label says "all cotton." Salesman: Oh, that's just to keep the moths away.
This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes