Best quotes to send by SMS

Praising what is lost
Makes the remembrance dear.
Author: William Shakespeare
Love is union with somebody, or something, outside oneself, under the condition of retaining the separateness and integrity of one's own self.
Author: Erich Fromm
Scorching my seared heart with a pain, not hell shall make me fear again.
Author: Edgar Allan Poe
See first that the design is wise and just: that ascertained, pursue it resolutely; do not for one repulse forego the purpose that you resolved to effect.
Author: William Shakespeare
I am looking for a lot of men who have an infinite capacity to not know what can't be done.
Author: Henry Ford
The best jokes to send by SMS

Why do penguins eat fish?
Because donuts
get soggy before they can catch them.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
What do naked fish play with ?
Bare-a-cudas !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
Why are gold fish orange ?
The water makes
them rusty !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
What's a sea serpent's favourite
meal?
Fish and ships!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
What fish sounds like a telephone?
Herring, herring...herring, herring...herring, herring.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes