Best quotes to send by SMS
Mark Twain There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice.
Author: Mark Twain

Publilius Syrus There are some remedies worse than the disease.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Niccolo Machiavelli There are three classes of intellects: one which comprehends by itself; another which appreciates what others comprehend; and a third which neither comprehends by itself nor by the showing of others; the first is the most excellent, the second is good, an
Author: Niccolo Machiavelli

Confucius There are three things which the superior man guards against. In youth...lust. When he is strong...quarrelsomeness. When he is old...covetousness.
Author: Confucius

Robert Byrne There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.
Author: Robert Byrne

The best jokes to send by SMS
Rabbit jokes What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
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Rabbit jokes What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
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Rabbit jokes What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home? A search warren!
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Rabbit jokes What's a rabbits' favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
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Rabbit jokes What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him
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