Best quotes to send by SMS
Cicero There are some duties we owe even to those who have wronged us. There is, after all, a limit to retribution and punishment.
Author: Cicero

Willa Cather There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm.
Author: Willa Cather

Judith Martin There are three social classes in America: upper middle class, middle class, and lower middle class.
Author: Judith Martin

Cyrus H. Curtis There are two kinds of men who never amount to much: those who cannot do what they are told and those who can do nothing else.
Author: Cyrus H. Curtis

Bertrand Russell There are two motives for reading a book: one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it.
Author: Bertrand Russell

The best jokes to send by SMS
Rabbit jokes What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.
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Rabbit jokes What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush.
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Rabbit jokes What's a rabbits' favorite musical? Hare.
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Rabbit jokes What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.
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Rabbit jokes Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.
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