Best quotes to send by SMS
Albert Guinon There are people who, instead of listening to what is being said to them, are already listening to what they are going to say themselves.
Author: Albert Guinon

Mark Twain There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice.
Author: Mark Twain

Publilius Syrus There are some remedies worse than the disease.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Niccolo Machiavelli There are three classes of intellects: one which comprehends by itself; another which appreciates what others comprehend; and a third which neither comprehends by itself nor by the showing of others; the first is the most excellent, the second is good, an
Author: Niccolo Machiavelli

Confucius There are three things which the superior man guards against. In youth...lust. When he is strong...quarrelsomeness. When he is old...covetousness.
Author: Confucius

The best jokes to send by SMS
Rabbit jokes What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.
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Rabbit jokes What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.
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Rabbit jokes What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
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Rabbit jokes What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
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Rabbit jokes What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home? A search warren!
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