There are people who, instead of listening to what is being said to them, are already listening to what they are going to say themselves.
Author: Albert Guinon

There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice.
Author: Mark Twain

There are some remedies worse than the disease.
Author: Publilius Syrus

There are three classes of intellects: one which comprehends by itself; another which appreciates what others comprehend; and a third which neither comprehends by itself nor by the showing of others; the first is the most excellent, the second is good, an
Author: Niccolo Machiavelli

There are three things which the superior man guards against. In youth...lust. When he is strong...quarrelsomeness. When he is old...covetousness.
Author: Confucius

What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.
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What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.
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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
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What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home? A search warren!
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