Lay on, Macduff, And damn'd be him that first cries, "Hold, enough!"
Author: William Shakespeare

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.
Author: Robert Benchley

There are in nature neither rewards nor punishments, there are consequences.
Author: Robert Ingersoll

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
Author: Phyllis Diller

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Author: Woody Allen

Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them. And the other rabbit says, "were going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother.
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Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes