There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.
Author: Mark Twain

There are some defeats more triumphant than victories.
Author: Michel de Montaigne

I am not afraid of the pen, or the scaffold, or the sword. I will tell the truth wherever I please.
Author: Mother Jones

If my soldiers were to begin to think, not one would remain in the ranks.
Author: Frederick The Great

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ? Warren !
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What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.
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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.
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