Best quotes to send by SMS

The leaves fall, the wind blows, and the farm country slowly changes from the summer cottons into its winter wools.
Author: Henry Beston
The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed but that he cannot believe anyone else.
Author: George Bernard Shaw
It has been said that the love of money is the root of all evil. The want of money is so quite as truly.
Author: Samuel Butler
Live among men as if God beheld you; speak to God as if men were listening.
Author: Seneca
The Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away; blessed be the name of the Lord.
Author: Bible
The best jokes to send by SMS

What letter should you avoid?
The letter A
because it makes men mean.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes
What did the stamp say to the
envelope?
"I've become attached to you."
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes
Where do ghosts mail their letters?
At the
ghost office.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes
A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he's finished.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes
In West Kerry, the wife commented, "When we
were first married,
you took the small piece of steak and gave me
the larger. You don't
love me any more...."
"Nonsense,
darling," replied the husband, "you cook better
now."
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes