Best quotes to send by SMS
Henry Beston The leaves fall, the wind blows, and the farm country slowly changes from the summer cottons into its winter wools.
Author: Henry Beston

George Bernard Shaw The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed but that he cannot believe anyone else.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Samuel Butler It has been said that the love of money is the root of all evil. The want of money is so quite as truly.
Author: Samuel Butler

Seneca Live among men as if God beheld you; speak to God as if men were listening.
Author: Seneca

Bible The Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away; blessed be the name of the Lord.
Author: Bible

The best jokes to send by SMS
Letter jokes What letter should you avoid? The letter A because it makes men mean.
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Letter jokes What did the stamp say to the envelope? "I've become attached to you."
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Letter jokes Where do ghosts mail their letters? At the ghost office.
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Marriage jokes A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he's finished.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

Marriage jokes In West Kerry, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. You don't love me any more...." "Nonsense, darling," replied the husband, "you cook better now."
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