Best quotes to send by SMS
C. S. Lewis There are only two kinds of people in the end: those who say to God, 'Thy will be done,' and those to whom God says, in the end, 'Thy will be done.'
Author: C. S. Lewis

Marilyn Manson There are people accusing me that I'm sick, that I'm a danger to morals, western civilization and basically everything under the sun. And they've got these wild stories about me, completely off the wall, completely untrue. They thought them up and it make
Author: Marilyn Manson

Thomas Carlyle That there should one Man die ignorant who had capacity for Knowledge, this I call a tragedy.
Author: Thomas Carlyle

John Kenneth Galbraith The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

Voltaire There are some that only employ words for the purpose of disguising their thoughts.
Author: Voltaire

The best jokes to send by SMS
Rabbit jokes What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do!
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Rabbit jokes What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.
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Rabbit jokes What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on? A bare hare.
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Rabbit jokes What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A funny bunny
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Rabbit jokes What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare!
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