There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs should be open to everybody.
Author: Florynce Kennedy

There art two cardinal sins from which all others spring: Impatience and Laziness.
Author: Franz Kafka

Self-respect is the cornerstone of all virtue.
Author: John Herschel

There exist only three beings worthy of respect: the priest, the soldier, the poet. To know, to kill, to create.
Author: Charles Baudelaire

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A. Samson. He brought the house down.
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Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? A. David. He rocked Goliath to sleep.
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Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy? A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
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I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Well ... are you religious or atheist?" "Religious." "Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?" "Christian." "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" "Protestant." "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?" "Baptist." "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?" "Baptist Church of God." "Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" "Reformed Baptist Church of God." "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?" "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!" To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.
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Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'? A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!
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