Best quotes to send by SMS

The law of liberty tends to abolish the reign of race over race, of faith over faith, of class over class. It is not the realization of a political ideal; it is the discharge of a moral obligation.
Author: John Dalberg
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Author: Alfred Hitchcock
The life of every man is a diary in which he means to write one story, and writes another; and his humblest hour is when he compares the volume as it is with what he vowed to make it.
Author: James M. Barrie
Put duties aside at least an hour before bed and perform soothing, quiet activities that will help you relax.
Author: Dianne Hales
The long run is a misleading guide to current affairs. In the long run we are all dead. Economists set themselves too easy, too useless a task if in tempestuous seasons they can only tell us that when the storm is past the ocean is flat again.
Author: John Maynard Keynes
The best jokes to send by SMS

What letter is
like a vegetable?
The
letter P.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes
Why is the letter N the
most powerful
letter?
Because it is in the middle of TNT.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes
What letter stands for the ocean?
The letter
C.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes
Why do people leave letters at the football
ground ?
They want to catch the last goal-post !
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes
What letters are not in the alphabet?
The
ones in the mail, of course!
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes