There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm.
Author: Willa Cather

There are three social classes in America: upper middle class, middle class, and lower middle class.
Author: Judith Martin

There are two kinds of men who never amount to much: those who cannot do what they are told and those who can do nothing else.
Author: Cyrus H. Curtis

There are two motives for reading a book: one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it.
Author: Bertrand Russell

There are two types of people--those who come into a room and say, 'Well, here I am!' and those who come in and say, 'Ah, there you are.'
Author: Frederick L Collins

What's a rabbits' favorite musical? Hare.
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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.
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Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.
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Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
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Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
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