Best quotes to send by SMS
Michel de Montaigne There are some defeats more triumphant than victories.
Author: Michel de Montaigne

Mother Jones I am not afraid of the pen, or the scaffold, or the sword. I will tell the truth wherever I please.
Author: Mother Jones

Frederick The Great If my soldiers were to begin to think, not one would remain in the ranks.
Author: Frederick The Great

George Bernard Shaw It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Charles Caleb Colton There are two modes of establishing our reputation: to be praised by honest men, and to be abused by rogues. It is best, however, to secure the former, because it will invariably be accompanied by the latter.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton

The best jokes to send by SMS
Rabbit jokes What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.
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Rabbit jokes What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.
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Rabbit jokes What's a rabbits' favorite dance? The bunny hop.
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Rabbit jokes What's a rabbits' favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback!
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Rabbit jokes When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
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