There are in nature neither rewards nor punishments, there are consequences.
Author: Robert Ingersoll

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
Author: Phyllis Diller

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Author: Woody Allen

There can be as much value in the blink of an eye as in months of rational analysis.
Author: Malcolm Gladwell

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Author: Henry Kissinger

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
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Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. 2 Cor. 48 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement."
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Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden? A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
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Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments; at once.
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A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17." The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
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