There are no secrets better kept than the secrets that everybody guesses.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

There are no wise few. Every aristocracy that has ever existed has behaved, in all essential points, exactly like a small mob.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

There are only two kinds of scholars; those who love ideas and those who hate them.
Author: Emile Chartier

There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying o
Author: Mark Twain

I wonder, among all the tangles of this mortal coil, which one contains tighter knots to undo, and consequently suggests more tugging, and pain, and diversified elements of misery, than the marriage tie.
Author: Edith Wharton

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
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How do you make a rabbit stew? Keep it waiting.
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My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs Bunny. But I'm positive he isn't. How do you know he isn't? Because I am.
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What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
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What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs!
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