There are three classes of intellects: one which comprehends by itself; another which appreciates what others comprehend; and a third which neither comprehends by itself nor by the showing of others; the first is the most excellent, the second is good, an
Author: Niccolo Machiavelli

There are three things which the superior man guards against. In youth...lust. When he is strong...quarrelsomeness. When he is old...covetousness.
Author: Confucius

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.
Author: Robert Byrne

One can pass on responsibility, but not the discretion that goes with it.
Author: Benvenuto Cellini

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's.
Author: Oscar Wilde

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him
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Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes? Hot, cross bunnies !
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes