There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth.
Author: Marie Curie

Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Author: Bill Watterson

There are three arts which are concerned with all things: one which uses, another which makes, and a third which imitates them.
Author: Plato

Lay on, Macduff, And damn'd be him that first cries, "Hold, enough!"
Author: William Shakespeare

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.
Author: Robert Benchley

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

What's a rabbits' favorite book? Hop on Pop.
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What's a rabbits' favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes