If you were in a burning house and there was a cat and a Rembrandt, what would you save? The cat...you would save the cat, because the cat is alive. The art is dead. It's just paint on a canvas, ink on a page. To live for art is to deny life. It's just to
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.
Author: Groucho Marx

There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.
Author: Oscar Wilde

There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.
Author: Mark Twain

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

Lara Rabbit: Do you think that's Sophie's natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad? I believe he's eating your lettuce.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes