Best quotes to send by SMS

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still.
Author: Roscoe Pound
The leaves fall, the wind blows, and the farm country slowly changes from the summer cottons into its winter wools.
Author: Henry Beston
The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed but that he cannot believe anyone else.
Author: George Bernard Shaw
It has been said that the love of money is the root of all evil. The want of money is so quite as truly.
Author: Samuel Butler
Live among men as if God beheld you; speak to God as if men were listening.
Author: Seneca
The best jokes to send by SMS

What word allows you to take away two letters
and get one?
Stone.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes
What does an envelope say when you lick
it?
Nothing. It just shuts up.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes
Where do you put letters to boys?
In a mail
(male) box.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes
What letter should you avoid?
The letter A
because it makes men mean.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes
What did the stamp say to the
envelope?
"I've become attached to you."
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes