Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it.
Author: Soren Kierkegaard

There are people who think that everything one does with a serious face is sensible.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth.
Author: Marie Curie

Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Author: Bill Watterson

There are three arts which are concerned with all things: one which uses, another which makes, and a third which imitates them.
Author: Plato

What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny!
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
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