There are three things which the superior man guards against. In youth...lust. When he is strong...quarrelsomeness. When he is old...covetousness.
Author: Confucius

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.
Author: Robert Byrne

One can pass on responsibility, but not the discretion that goes with it.
Author: Benvenuto Cellini

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's.
Author: Oscar Wilde

I was coming home from kindergarten--well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves.
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes? Hot, cross bunnies !
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

"And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?" the priest asked at confession. "I might as well confess to the whole stack, your Reverence," said Kavanaugh. "I'm goin' after the rest of it tonight!"
This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes