Best quotes to send by SMS
William Shakespeare There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Author: William Shakespeare

Larry Hardiman The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
Author: Larry Hardiman

Soren Kierkegaard Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it.
Author: Soren Kierkegaard

Georg Christoph Lichtenberg There are people who think that everything one does with a serious face is sensible.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Marie Curie There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth.
Author: Marie Curie

The best jokes to send by SMS
Rabbit jokes Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
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Rabbit jokes How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
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Rabbit jokes How is a rabbit like a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.
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Rabbit jokes Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I'm all out of carrots. What should I do? Friend: Don't worry; be hoppy!
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Rabbit jokes What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
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