Best quotes to send by SMS
Mark Twain There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying o
Author: Mark Twain

Edith Wharton I wonder, among all the tangles of this mortal coil, which one contains tighter knots to undo, and consequently suggests more tugging, and pain, and diversified elements of misery, than the marriage tie.
Author: Edith Wharton

Cicero There are some duties we owe even to those who have wronged us. There is, after all, a limit to retribution and punishment.
Author: Cicero

Willa Cather There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm.
Author: Willa Cather

Judith Martin There are three social classes in America: upper middle class, middle class, and lower middle class.
Author: Judith Martin

The best jokes to send by SMS
Rabbit jokes What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
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Rabbit jokes What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.
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Rabbit jokes What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.
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Rabbit jokes What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
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Rabbit jokes What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.
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