Best quotes to send by SMS
John Kenneth Galbraith The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

Voltaire There are some that only employ words for the purpose of disguising their thoughts.
Author: Voltaire

Joseph Baretti I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.
Author: Joseph Baretti

Hippocrates Many admire, few know.
Author: Hippocrates

Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi There are two main strategies we can adopt to improve the quality of life. The first is to try making external conditions match our goals. The second is to change how we experience external conditions to make them fit our goals better.
Author: Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

The best jokes to send by SMS
Rabbit jokes What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire? A bunny with money.
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Rabbit jokes What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
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Rabbit jokes What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
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Rabbit jokes What's a rabbits' favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."
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Rabbit jokes When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
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